Excuse Me, but Amazon Is Selling a Pillow Shaped Like Bread

Burrito blankets are so last week — like literally, it’s only been two weeks since we told you about how you could wrap yourself up in a giant burrito blanket and cuddle up like you’re rice and beans. But this week, there’s a new way to comfort yourself with carbs: People reports that there is now a bread pillow. You can find the baguette-shaped cuddly carbohydrates on Amazon, naturally, and it comes in a variety of sizes for all of your heads on breads needs.

The reasons you might need a bread pillow do seem endless — to show your love for bread, because you are gluten-free and can’t eat it anymore, or even to prank your friend that’s trying to do the keto diet. So it’s helpful that you can buy the pillow (or multiple pillows, I suppose) in five sizes ranging from the realistic 8-inch, about the size of a normal baguette, right on up to 40-inches, which seems like the right size if you’ve decided to replace your spouse with a loaf of bread. They are extremely reasonably priced, with the smallest coming in at $6.99 and even that spouse-sized one costing just $28.39.

There’s even a seeded version, if that’s more your jam — though it comes in only three sizes. Oddly, neither of the products seem to have any reviews written about them, so we’ll just have to trust Amazon’s description, which says that they’re perfect for “travel, camping, sleepovers, road trips, nap times at school and home use” and also a great place to let your pet rest their head.

Not sold on this specific baguette pillow? It turns out, this is a whole genre, and searching Amazon for bread pillows opens up a world of opportunities (carb-o-tunities?) for how to turn your bed into a bread box… without any crumbs.