The Grocery Item You Should Always Buy, Based on Your Zodiac Sign

published Aug 8, 2024
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collage of different grocery items based on your zodiac
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Picture your weekly grocery list. Does it include a dreamy breakfast that’ll make your morning? Do you have a go-to dinner upgrade or two? Is it packed with absolutely necessary snacks? 

Of course you have your favorites (as do we!), but which one aligns with you on a celestial level? We looked to the stars to determine which one you should definitely add to your cart.

Aries (March 21 – April 19): Crispy Jalapeños

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You’re bold and never afraid to bring the heat. Fresh Gourmet’s crispy jalapeño bits have the texture and spice to perk up any salad, sandwich, or side — croutons just can’t compete!

Taurus (April 20 – May 20): Smoked Mussels

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You really know how to infuse luxury into your day-to-day. Patagonia’s smoked mussels are fancy enough for a party, but affordable enough for a little weeknight decadence.

Gemini (May 21 – June 21): Cheddar Chex Mix

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No one ever has to tell you to mix it up. The variety of shapes and textures in this Cheddar Chex Mix will keep you coming back for more cheesy, crunchy goodness.

Cancer (June 22 – July 22): Passion Fruit Yogurt

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You’re a total sweetie, but never boring. What better way to start the day than a creamy, dreamy Ellenos yogurt with a generous (like you!) layer of passion fruit purée?

Leo (July 23 – August 22): Hot Sauce

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You can always tell how to make a party 10 times better. And this beloved fast-food joint’s hot sauce is definitely the missing X-factor to a homemade taco night. No more squeeze packets. Drizzle that Taco Bell bottle with abandon.

Virgo (August 23 – September 22): Garlic Dip

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A natural leader, you’re always inspiring the people around you. Every flavorful sandwich, every perfect dip, every standout salad dressing starts with a little bit of Toom’s vegan garlic spread.

Libra (September 23 – October 23): Sweet Chili Sauce

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You bring balance to any situation and, like Mae Ploy, you look good doing it. A little sweet heat tastes delicious over rice bowls or as a dip for spring rolls — and it photographs gorgeously.

Scorpio (October 24 – November 21): Pineapple Spice Tepache

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We all know you can be a little intense, even a bit spicy at times. With its layered pineapple flavor and a touch of cinnamon-y heat, sparkling fermented tepache from De la Calle is the perfect afternoon beverage.

Sagittarius (November 22 – December 21): Butter Chicken Kati Street Wrap

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You’re always on the go, chasing fresh new experiences. Deep Indian Kitchen’s butter chicken kati wrap, with its balanced spice and a quick cook time, will fuel you on the way out the door to your next adventure.

Capricorn (December 22 – January 19): Cucumber Soda

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Cool, refreshing, and totally prepared for anything — you always know how to get the job done. Whether that job is quenching your afternoon thirst (with a Something & Nothing Cucumber Premium Soda) or building the perfect evening cocktail remains to be seen.

Aquarius (January 20 – February 18): Gummy Candy

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It takes a true innovator to improve a nostalgic classic, and that’s just who you are. Already crunchy and tangy, Nerds added little gummy clusters to the party — and the result is pure magic.

Pisces (February 19 – March 20): Mini Chocolate Chip Ice Cream Cones

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Your intuition is always on the money and you know exactly what’s needed: A whimsical little treat that’s covered in chocolate. The TJ’s Chocolate Chip Hold the Cones are the perfect size for any occasion.

Do you agree with the best grocery for your zodiac? Let us know in the comments below!