You Can Now Dress Like a Sexy Pizza Rat for Halloween, I Guess

published Oct 6, 2015
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A couple weeks ago this video of a rat carrying a slice of pizza down some subway stairs in New York City struck a chord with the Internet. Many people identified with the rat’s struggles and the simple desire to just have a single slice of pizza. Life is hard, right? This rat is all of us.

Well now, like all great heroes (and memes, for that matter), the pizza rat has been turned into a sexualized Halloween costume. Prepare your eyes for something a little disturbing.

(Image credit: Yandy)

Yandy, the distributor for this costume you see above, describes it as “a soft, body-hugging grey mini dress with a white front panel, an attached mouse tail, an attached hood with adorable mouse ears, and two attached pepperoni pizza slice accents.” Do you hear that, people? Pizza slice accents! Just look at the little ears on that hood!

This thing can be yours for Halloween for just $89.95. Do with it what you will.

Buy now: Pizza Rat Costume on Yandy