Here’s What Winter Comfort Food You Should Make, Based on Your Zodiac Sign
What do you eat when you’re feeling doubtful that Punxsutawney Phil is going to see his shadow? When Daylight Saving Time is so close, yet SO FAR AWAY? When the relentless, all-consuming darkness is dimming the light on your dinnertime daydreams? Comfort food. That’s right — you hunker down in the coziest nook that you can find and tuck into the yummiest thing you can imagine.
No matter what your zodiac sign is, there’s a comfort food soul mate out there for you, written in the stars. Can’t quite put your finger on what exactly that something-something is? We did the soul searching/star gazing for you.
Aquarius | California Burrito
The water-bearing sign that you are is California Dreamin’ of a big, fat, french fry-stuffed California burrito on a winter’s day.
Pisces | Block of Cheese
We will leave you alone while you wax poetic about this hunky hunk of burnin’ cheddar that warms your soul.
Aries | Meatloaf
You’re confident that the only thing that will get you out of the winter fog is a giant meatloaf — and you’re willing to take on anyone who says otherwise.
Taurus | Mashed Potatoes
Stay grounded with a vat of buttery mashed potatoes that is both comforting and of the earth.
Gemini | Spicy Instant Ramen
You’ll do whatever you please. Including adding hot sauce to your already Spicy Instant Ramen.
Cancer | Banana Pudding
Remember the time you first tried Magnolia banana pudding? *Cries into pudding.*
Leo | Poutine
Poutine is French Canadian, which is fancy, like you. Oui!
Virgo | Lasagna
How visually appealing and mathematically satisfying are these lasagna layers?
Libra | “The Stew”
Scorpio | French Dip
You’re about as mysterious as a French dip with a side of au jus.
Sagittarius | Skillet Cookie
LOOK AT ME! I MEAN MY SKILLET COOKIE!!!!!!!
Capricorn | Chicken Pot Pie
You relish the amount of intense hard work and effort that goes into a classic pot pie. Perhaps even more than eating it!