Welcome to the Nick Offerman Pizza Farm

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If it grows on a tree, it’s healthy, right? That’s the driving force behind the new video from Nick Offerman on Funny or Die.

The gruff comedian stars as a farmer who grows pizza, taquitos, french fries, and fish sticks on trees, and harvests sloppy joes from the ground like potatoes.

After all, if the foods on your kid’s school lunch tray are grown on a farm, they are automatically healthy. And what’s better than a slice of farm-grown pizza?

Watch the video for a good laugh to start your weekend.

Read more: Nick Offerman Pizza Farm from Funny or Die