This Peak Millennial Pool Float Is Currently on Sale

A few summers ago, pool floats went from a kiddie must-have to a verified Instagram accessory for millennials. And the trend shows no signs of slowing down. Instead, there are new heights to be reached, new objects to be made into inflatable pool toys. While we wait to see what’ll be a hit this summer, things don’t get more millennial-centric than this avocado float, currently on sale at Urban Outfitters.

Nothing says, “I’m not saving for retirement because I’m spending all my money on avocado toast-laden brunches” quite like an oversized avocado you can proudly Boomerang all summer long. At more than 25 percent off as part of Urban’s Summer Fun sale, it’s at least semi-respectful of your post-Great Recession budget. And, unlike real avocados, this will last you all summer long.

Not sure a half an avocado is for you? Urban’s sale also includes a float that looks like a bottle of rosé. Now $25, this wine-shaped pool float even includes a vintage, so you can be sure you remember exactly what year it was when you decided that this was going to be the summer of lounging thematically while enjoying rosé all day.

At almost eight feet tall, you’ll have lots of room to stretch out on this float. Before you ask: Yes, it includes a cup holder! If you wanted to go really over-the-top, you could scoop up this millennial pink S’well bottle (also on sale!) and stay really on theme.