Hey, you! Yes, you with the sticky fingers and the smudgy marks on your face. If you like to put chocolate (milk! White! Dark! Whatever!) in your mouth, this print is for you.
Unlike a lot of the other chocolate-themed art out there, this one isn't cheesy. This one is like a fine candy bar — totally smooth and not too in-your-face, but also bold and slightly daring. It's sweet without being too sweet. It's just the right amount of complicated. And even though it's zero percent cocoa, it's still 100 percent the kind of print we melt for.
The best part? It's a PDF download (you get five different sizes with one single purchase!), so all you have to do is print it out. No waiting for delivery and dealing with those annoying sorry-we-missed-you door tags when the UPS guy inevitably comes while you're at work.
So it's the perfect last-minute gift for someone who loves chocolate as much as you. Or, you know, for yourself. Put it in a simple frame and hang it up in your kitchen, breakfast nook, or even in your office. And stop worrying — because you can't (shouldn't) actually eat it, it's the perfect chocolate treat that you won't feel guilty about in the morning.
If you don't like to put chocolate in your mouth (who are you?), you still might get a kick out of this adorable Etsy shop. There are tons of other downloadable prints with fun graphics, feminist sayings, cute bathroom prints, and more. Plus there are dozens more about life in the kitchen. May we suggest the print that says, "There's no 'we' in pizza" or "Bakers gonna bake?"
Which one would you get and where would you hang it?
Buy: Chocolate Print, $4 at ParadigmArt
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