The Best Slow Cooker Recipe for Your Zodiac Sign
You might turn to your star sign to learn about relationships, career advice, or your mood, but if the internet has anything to say about it, the time of year you were born can also help with a plethora of other things. We’ve learned about our next vacation spots, the Dutch oven color we should choose, and today we’re tackling something truly important to our readers: slow cooker recipes. Here’s your ideal slow cooker recipe based on your zodiac sign.
Aquarius (January 20 to February 18)
Wise and independent Aquarius needs something unique to catch their attention, and that’s why this curried vegetable and chickpea stew is the ideal dinner. There are a lot of great flavors and interesting textures going on this recipe, and it’s easy to throw together.
Pisces (February 19 to March 20)
Artistic and romantic Pisces loves using the slow cooker to make meals for people they love. That’s why this French onion slow cooker soup is what this star sign should make for dinner. Only a spontaneous trip to the city of lights (Paris!) would make Pisces more happy.
Aries (March 21 to April 19)
Courageous and passionate Aries needs a slow cooker recipe that breaks barriers and challenges them in the kitchen. That’s why this slow cooker chicken in milk is the perfect dish. The recipe from Jamie Oliver sounds a little strange, but you’ll never want to make chicken any other way after you’ve tried it once.
Taurus (April 20 to May 20)
The “mom” of the group, reliable Taurus needs a slow cooker recipe they can count on when things get busy. That’s why a basic slow cooker chili recipe is in order. It’s endlessly customizable, and it’ll always be a crowd-pleaser. This recipe will never let you down.
Gemini (May 21 to June 20)
Indecisive Gemini have trouble making decisions when it comes to dinner. They want something exciting, but familiar; something that’s easy to make, but also a little bit special. That’s why this slow cooker General Tso’s chicken is the perfect compromise. It’s endlessly comforting, a little bit spicy, and easy to make because it’s a slow cooker recipe.
Cancer (June 20 to July 21)
Deeply emotional Cancer needs a recipe that is pure comfort. That’s why this slow cooker veggie pot pie is the perfect recipe for this star sign. This recipe has a bunch of hearty vegetables, a basic sauce, and buttery biscuits. If that’s not the recipe equivalent of a weighted blanket, then I don’t know what to tell you.
Leo (July 22 to August 22)
Fiery and confident Leo needs a recipe that dazzles and delights. This slow cooker honey teriyaki chicken is that recipe. It’s a bit nostalgic, spicy, comforting — all of the things, basically. Plus, it doesn’t require that many ingredients, so you can pull it together on an average weeknight.
Virgo (August 23rd to September 22)
Detail-oriented Virgo needs a recipe that is multifaceted; a simple chicken dinner will not do. That’s why this slow cooker barbacoa beef is the ideal dinner for this star sign. Make a bunch of the beef on a Sunday, and enjoy it in various forms all week. It’s a particularly delicious base for tacos.
Libra (September 23 to October 22)
Libra craves balance in everything they do, including dinner. You want something kinda healthy, but not too healthy; you want something easy, but not boring. This slow cooker chicken burrito bowl recipe is the winner for this star sign. It’s a great base to pile lots of cheese and sour cream on (or not) and it makes interesting leftovers for weekday lunches.
Scorpio (October 23 to November 21)
Daring and mysterious Scorpio seeks recipes that break the rules. In a sea of slow cooker recipes involving meat and creamy soups, Scorpios find solace in this everyday green vegetable slow cooker soup. It’s bright and herby and absolutely delicious with a poached egg.
Sagittarius (November 22 to December 21)
Friendly and curious Sagittarius requires a slow cooker recipe that’s bold and impressive, and this slow cooker chicken tikka masala is exactly that. It’s incredible what happens when chicken, coconut milk, tomatoes, and a bunch of spices get cozy together for a handful of hours.
Capricorn (December 22 to January 19)
A born leader, Capricorn deserves a recipe that’s just as bold. This slow cooker coconut and green curry pork recipe delivers on this. The secret to this recipe is in the green curry paste, which turns coconut milk into pure magic. Go forth, dear Capricorn, and eat with confidence.