The Best Grocery Store for Your Zodiac Sign
There’s a lot to consider when finding the best grocery store that works for you and your family. There’s location, of course, but you also need to consider the places with the best deals and loyalty programs, and find the store that always has your favorite pint of ice cream in stock. There are big stores like Costco that also offer great deals on non-grocery items, and places like Trader Joe’s which always have something new to try — if that’s your jam.
What you might not have considered, however, is that the month you were born also should have some sway in where you shop. Yes, that’s right — there’s a perfect grocery store match out there based on your star sign. Read on to find out where you should really be shopping.
Aquarius (January 20 to February 18)
Compassionate and independent Aquarius deserves a grocery store that feels like home — a place where you know the people who work there, where the grocery shoppers are devoted, and there’s always something special to try. That’s why Wegmans is the perfect match for Aquarius. This star sign can dig into the cult-favorite buffets, cheese selection, and bulk-foods section and feel empowered in their choices.
Pisces (February 19 to March 20)
Deeply intuitive and creative Pisces is a perfect match for Safeway. While this grocery store doesn’t get as much attention as Costco, it’s incredibly popular throughout the country — in fact, if you combine Safeway and Albertsons (which merged a few years ago) — then it’s the most popular supermarket in 10 of the 50 states. It’s perfect for Pisces because this grocery store is a stable, popular, and will support this star sign’s creative needs.
Aries (March 21 to April 19)
Courageous and passionate Aries is a leader in their group of friends, and they are drawn to the bold and big grocery stores that cater to their Texas-sized needs. That’s why H-E-B is the best match for this star sign, whose tagline is “no store does more” when it comes to low prices and high quality. Bonus! In many of the stores you can buy freshly made tortillas.
Taurus (April 20 to May 20)
People born under this star sign love to get a good deal. That’s why practical and reliable Taurus finds comfort when they roam the aisles of Costco. There are so many things to discover in this cult-favorite grocery store. From the awesome Kirkland signature products to the food court, you’ll be swimming in deals.
Gemini (May 21 to June 20)
Geminis are very particular when it comes to choosing a grocery store. They are curious and want to try new things, but they’re also very indecisive. That’s why Aldi is their perfect match. Aldi generally has a minimal selection of things, but what it does have is great so decision-making is easy. Aldi has comparable prices to Costco, so you know you’re also getting a great deal.
Cancer (June 20 to July 21)
Loyalty is very important to this star sign, and that’s why Publix is a great grocery store for Cancer. Rated the number-one grocery store for customer satisfaction in 2017, Publix is the grocery store for the people.
Leo (July 22 to August 22)
Energetic Leo needs a grocery store that matches their energy, and Walmart is the supermarket that will best cater to this star sign. Walmart is doing a lot of things to make grocery shopping easier for their shoppers, including self-service kiosks and grocery pickup. They have also collaborated with BuzzFeed for new kitchen products and introduced budget-friendly meal kits to their stores.
Virgo (August 23rd to September 22)
Analytical and detail-oriented Virgo likes to be surprised by their grocery store, which is why Kroger is their perfect match. A little fun fact about this grocery giant is that they bought Murray’s Cheese in 2017, and now you can find awesome cheese nationwide at their supermarkets. What a small, delicious win.
Libra (September 23 to October 22)
Peaceful and balance-seeking Libra needs a grocery store that makes them feel whole — and that’s why Whole Foods is the best match for this star sign. From great sustainable seafood options to an awesome chocolate selection, their are no wrong choices at the grocery store, which is a comfort to sensitive Libra.
Scorpio (October 23 to November 21)
You can always find a true friend with Scorpio, and this star sign deserves a grocery store that is equally as friendly. That’s why Hy-Vee is a perfect match for Scorpio, whose slogan is literally “Where there’s a helpful smile in every aisle.” In case you’re not familiar with this supermarket, Hy-Vee is a Midwestern grocery store with more than 245 locations.
Sagittarius (November 22 to December 21)
This star sign likes to have fun, and that’s why Lidl is the best grocery store for them. This grocery store has only been in the United States for a year, but it’s already making a splash. Originating from Germany, think of Lidl as a more commercial Trader Joe’s. You can get great deals on excellent brands and low prices.
Capricorn (December 22 to January 19)
As born leaders, Capricorns deserve a grocery store that matches their strengths. Trader Joe’s is always at the top of the list when it comes to customer satisfaction and brand loyalty, and that’s why it’s a perfect match for this star sign. Capricorns will love all the great deals and interesting new finds.
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