The Best Cheese for Your Zodiac Sign
You know your zodiac sign can help you with bigger life decisions, especially when it comes to your relationships and career, but did you know it can also help you choose the right cheese? Yes, that’s right — there’s a perfect cheese out there for you and you probably didn’t even know it. Have you been eating cheddar when you’re more of a feta person? Find out now.
Aquarius (January 20 to February 18)
Independence is crucial for an Aquarius. You’re a bit of a rebel, but it’s all in good fun, and you’re always trying to better yourself. That’s why Swiss cheese is the perfect cheese to eat for this zodiac sign. This cheese is wise, sharp, and has a subtly sweet taste that’s perfect for sandwiches.
Pisces (February 19 to March 20)
You’re a total mush, and that’s why brie is the perfect cheese for this zodiac sign. It’s ooey and gooey and totally romantic, just like you. You’re creative and artistic and this soft, creamy cheese expresses your passions.
Aries (March 21 to April 19)
You’re strong, courageous, honest, and passionate, and Parmesan is the only cheese that fits your personality. Parmesan is a hard, dry cheese with complex flavor. It doesn’t bow under pressure, just like you.
Taurus (April 20 to May 20)
Taurus’ crave stability. They are the responsible type, and sometimes stubborn in their ways. That’s why Gouda is the best cheese for this zodiac sign. It’s a cheese you can depend on. You know what you’re going to get with Gouda: nutty, buttery, and mild, with notes of caramel. As the cheese ages, the flavor only gets stronger.
Gemini (May 21 to June 20)
People born in this month are complex and have many layers, but they’re also huge softies. They are affectionate and gentle and can be giving when they want to. That’s why chèvre is the perfect match for this star sign. The cheese is earthy and tangy and totally soft and spreadable. Some might consider it mild, but there’s a lot of depth when you try the right stuff.
Cancer (June 20 to July 21)
Emotional and sensitive Cancer finds the perfect cheese match in camembert. It’s like brie, but extra. It’s a little more intense and runny. Just like Cancer, this cheese can’t be contained in its form. It’s a budding flower! It’s emotional! It’s special!
Leo (July 22 to August 22)
People born in this month are natural leaders. They are passionate, generous, and sometimes a little bit arrogant. That’s why the perfect cheese for this zodiac sign is cheddar, because this cheese dominates the grocery store, has a huge range of flavor and texture, and is great on a cheese plate or in a sandwich. Cheddar won’t let you down.
Virgo (August 23rd to September 22)
Virgos are hyper-analytical and hard-working, and that’s why blue cheese — specifically gorgonzola — is the best cheese for this zodiac sign. This rich, soft-textured cheese is complex and wise. The blue-veined details are exactly what Virgos live for.
Libra (September 23 to October 22)
Libras are always looking for balance in their lives, and the only cheese that complements this aspect of their personality is Gruyère. This hard cheese melts down nicely. It’s creamy, salty, nutty, and complex. It’s a balanced cheese.
Scorpio (October 23 to November 21)
Resourceful and passionate Scorpio is a bit mysterious. They are intense people, and can bit a bit jealous at times. That’s why salty feta is the best match for this star sign. It’s a cheese unlike any cheese — it varies in textures based on age, but it’s always pretty milky and salty.
Sagittarius (November 22 to December 21)
Energetic and curious Sagittarius loves to travel and see the world. People born in this month are open-minded and receptive to change. That’s why the perfect cheese for this zodiac sign is Manchego. At its core, this Spanish cheese is always mild and creamy, but as it ages it gets a little sweeter and nuttier — just like you, Sagittarius.
Capricorn (December 22 to January 19)
Capricorns are the kind of people you want in your court. They’re responsible, disciplined (and over-achievers, to boot.) They always have your back. That’s why mozzarella is the ideal cheese match. The cheese is tangy and salty, and has a totally unique texture. This cheese makes tomatoes look good, so you know it’s special.