I have been a carb lover since birth. My parents started calling me "starch baby" after discovering my knack for sneaking Wonder Bread from the pantry, and the nickname has continually proven true. I fell for Italian food — namely pasta — upon first bite and spent most of my formative years choosing between lasagna, chicken Parmesan, or broccoli Alfredo.
I have a very early memory of dining at my small hometown's fanciest Italian restaurant. I shunned the kid's menu and proudly announced to the server that I wanted the penne with vodka sauce. All eyes turned to me (I'm sure at that moment my parents were wondering if this was a sign of what was to come, regarding the vodka, that is). I had no idea what it was, but there was cream in the sauce, and that was enough to sway me.
To my uninitiated palate, it was the best meal of my short life — a melange of flavors I had never before experienced. That restaurant, because of that dish, became my most-requested special-occasion spot, much to the dismay of my father's wallet I'm sure. It closed down by the time I reached middle school, and I have yearned for that recipe ever since.
My memory may have gotten the best of me, and the tastes and colors of that childhood pasta have blurred and morphed together with other food experiences. Whether or not the penne alla vodka here is similar, I'll never know. But every time I take a bite of this delicious version I think to myself, man, that little girl sure did have good taste.
Penne alla Vodka
Serves 4 to 6
thinly sliced prosciutto, finely choppes (optional)
medium sweet onion, finely chopped
3 to 4
cloves garlic, pressed in a garlic press or minced
28-ounce can diced tomatoes (I like chef's cut)
red pepper flakes, to taste
(16 ounces) penne pasta
Parmesan cheese, for serving
Chopped parsley, for serving
Heat the olive oil in a large Dutch oven over medium-high heat until very hot but not smoking. Add prosciutto and cook, stirring occasionally, until crisp, 4 to 5 minutes. Remove with a slotted spoon and set aside.
Reduce heat to medium. Add the onions and cook until softened and golden-brown, about 5 minutes. Add the tomato paste and garlic, stirring to combine, and sauté for 2 more minutes.
Stir the tomatoes, red pepper flakes, sugar, and salt into the onion mixture. Stir in the vodka and increase heat back to medium-high. Briskly simmer for 8 to 10 minutes, stirring frequently, until the alcohol flavor has cooked off. Reduce heat to low and whisk in heavy cream.
While making the vodka sauce, bring a large stockpot of heavily salted water to a boil. Add pasta and cook, stirring occasionally, until al dente according to package directions. Reserve 1/4 cup cooking water before draining. Gently fold the cooked penne and reserved prosciutto into the vodka sauce and continue cooking on low heat for another couple of minutes. (I actually use a little less than one pound of pasta because I like mine very saucy, but it is easier to just cook the pound and add it to the sauce to taste.) Toss with a bit of pasta water if sauce is too thick.
Season with additional salt and red pepper flakes if desired, and serve with fresh Parmesan and chopped parsley.