What's your pizza-cutting implement of choice? Personally I like scissors, but they can leave the slices a little limp. This pizza chopper, on the other hand — this thing steps right up and shows you mean business.
This rocking chopper from Bialetti does the job in style — rather badass style, I might venture to add. I mean, look at the size of that thing! The length is not just for show, either; you can cut an entire pizza in half with one well-placed blow.
And as a reviewer says, unlike rotary cutters, it doesn't "drag" the toppings as it cuts. You just press down firmly and rock the slices free — pretending all the while you're a pizzaiolo at a fancy place in Rome.
Plus, this chopper is hardly a unitasker. It can cut other freeform tarts and pies, and you can use it to scoop up pastry from a counter, like an oversized bench scraper. Reviewers also mention that they use it to cut vegetables quickly.