Picnicking this Labor Day weekend? Making up a batch of hot dogs or weenies? This creatively-shaped weenie roaster is one hands-off way to grill your sausages. It's just one of many from RoastMyWeenie.com, and not all are, um, so family-friendly.
OK, this elephant campfire weenie roaster is still pretty cute, and great for the kids. But do you see where this is going?
Yeah, take a look:
• The "Roast My Weenie" Hot Dog Cooker - We'll let them do the talking: "In addition to his powerful phallic metallic kabob, his arms can also be used to roast peppers, mushrooms, etc. and his base can be custom cut to hold a name, favorite team name or even a custom design."
If that's a little too... um, something, for you, try the marshmallow roaster:
• Marsha Mello - For all your marshmallow roasting needs.
A little outside The Kitchn's family-friendly zone, eh? But oh-so-right for certain audiences... perhaps? Or not. You tell us.
(Images: Roast My Weenie)