Britney Spears Noodle Bra

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With Halloween right around the corner, perhaps you’re looking for that last little piece to complete your culinary costume. Well, folks, you’re in luck. Seems some lady named Sandy (eBay ID “playdoughgurl “) has been getting mighty crafty with the pasta and Super Glue.

“This Noodle Bra was Painstakingly Handcrafted entirely by me. Each noodle is made from the finest 100% Durum Wheat and fastened as securely as possible on this intricately designed bra.”

Go on. Bid. I dare you.