Here Are the 5 Funniest Reviews of Products at Amazon

Cambria Bold
Cambria Bold
Cambria Bold is the Executive Editor of Cubby, and one of Apartment Therapy Media’s first full-time editors from way back when. She was the founding Design and Lifestyle Editor for Kitchn and the Managing Editor for Apartment Therapy’s green living site, Re-Nest (RIP). After a few years offline and then working elsewhere, she’s back to share ideas about design, kids, and family life. It’s helpful that she now has two little kids and lots of thoughts about all those things. She lives with said kids and their father in St. Paul, MN.
updated Sep 13, 2019
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What happens when you take five products — a gallon of whole milk from Tuscan Dairy Farms; an $800, 60-pound wheel of provolone cheese; a yodeling pickle; a ‘microwaving for one’ cookbook; and a set of arty stainless steel knives — and you ask people to tell you what they think (no, what they really think) about them? Magic. Magic is what happens, people.

Somewhere along the line Amazon’s feedback system became a platform for sarcastic, often brilliantly funny reviews. (The now legendary 5,045 reviews of the Hutzler Banana Slicer come to mind.)

But the banana slicer isn’t the only product on Amazon to rouse people’s wit. Here are 5 other products that brought out the sass:

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1. Tuscan Whole Milk, 1 Gallon

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And there’s more. This guy is genius. Seriously. This review is epic.

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2. Sharp Provolone Piccante Cheese (Whole Wheel), 60 Lbs, $899.46

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3. Accoutrements Yodelling Pickle, $10.82

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4. Microwave for One by Sonia Allison, $17.90

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5. Deglon Meeting Knife Set, Stainless Steel Knives and Block, Set of 4, $599

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Ah, the internet. It never disappoints!

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