If you grew up helping Mario and Luigi try to save Princess Peach, the radish may become your new vegetable obsession. The Ravanello radish shaper helps you whittle your radish into the shape of a mushroom and carve little white dots into the pink-topped flesh.
That's right — it looks exactly like a Super Mario power-up.
This is totally ridiculous and, at $11.99 and backordered until February, there might be more important things you could do with your time and money ... but you've already gone ahead and placed your order, haven't you?
That's okay, you're not alone.
Buy it now: Ravanello - Radish Shaper from Animi Causa, $11.99