You know those nights where you're just staring blankly at the kitchen wall, wondering what to have for dinner? Well, typically we'd say the wall doesn't have your answer, but it could.
Enter: this cheeky pizza flowchart from illustrator Becky Simpson.
Sold at the online shop Chipper Things (check it out for tons of other illustrations, cards, and totes!), this silly, fun-to-read piece would be totally perfect in the kitchen of a pizza-lover. So, like, basically any kitchen.
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The clever illustration asks life's biggest questions like, "Are you a living breathing human?" and "Was the pizza stolen and resold on the black market?" to get to the bottom of your dinner planning. Spoiler alert: This print will most likely tell you to have pizza. And we agree!
Lucky for you, you've come to the right place. Not only do we have the perfect classic margherita pizza recipe for you purists out there, but we've also rounded up three other drool-worthy recipes for you to choose from tonight.
Keep it simple: Classic Margherita Pizza
Get in your veggies with this pizza topped with crispy kale and butternut squash. Oh, and bacon and smoked mozzarella. With charred-to-perfection kale and sweet squash, this pie is the perfect thing to eat on a cozy night in.
In case you want nachos and pizza, try this twist and throw all those toppings onto some pizza dough. Pile it high with black beans, corn, cheddar cheese, avocado, sour cream, and adobo seasoning for a weeknight pizza fiesta.
Get the recipe: Southwestern Pizza with Black Beans and Corn
Recreate everyone's favorite Saturday-night-in-college meal with a saucy, delicious BBQ chicken pizza. The good news? Everything you need for this pie is probably already in your fridge. Store-bought pizza dough? Check. Leftover chicken? Check. BBQ sauce? Check. Need we say more?
Get the recipe: BBQ Chicken Pizza
Will you have pizza tonight? Silly question. We meant to ask which pizza you'll have.