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Which Cooking Smell Do You Most Dislike?

beans.jpgI set a bunch of kidney beans to simmer on the stove the other day and forgot about them -- until I noticed that the air in my kitchen was filled with a vaguely unpleasant smell. Beans don't smell like much soaking in water overnight or on the plate, but put them in a pot of water and wait for them to boil for an hour or two as they must, and the bean aroma is heady and pervasive in a way that does not agree with my particular nose...

 
 

Once they had finished cooking, the bean odor did not linger, and I had forgiven them by dinner. But the next time I boil a bunch of beans, I just may have to get someone else to stand by and watch the pot.

So, Kitchn Readers: Which cooking smells do you most dislike? Did I hear "fried fish?" "Sauerkraut?" Something else? We've asked you to reveal which smells you love, but now let's talk about which ones you don't.

Related: Survey: What Cooking Aromas Do You Love (Even When They Linger)?

- Kristin Hohenadel blogging from rue Vieille du Temple, Paris, France. She can be reached at kristin @ apartmenttherapy . com

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Fish.

posted by Susmita on 2008-07-31 08:40:56
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Cabbage.

posted by Orchid64 on 2008-07-31 08:42:22
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Beets.

posted by popcorn.for.dinner on 2008-07-31 09:03:30
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I can't think of one that I truly dislike.

If beans bother you, don't do them on the stove. A crock pot works well and doesn't take anywhere near the monitoring the stove does. And if you don't have a crock pot, an oven with an all metal or ceramic pot works wonders - set it at 200 or 250 degrees F and leave it alone.

posted by Torrilin on 2008-07-31 09:09:04
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Apologies to those who love it, but for me there is no food smell on this earth that is more foul than a Durian. I can only imagine cooking with it . More like shudder in horror.

If that doesn't count as cooking then I'd have to go with stinky tofu, which is essentially tied with Durian.

posted by Plaid Ninja on 2008-07-31 09:11:38
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It would have to be cured meats being heated on the stovetop... they tend to smell of wet dog.

posted by marthag on 2008-07-31 09:20:13
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My mother used to make tuna croquettes. Everyone loved them, everyone but me--it was the smell. She used to wait until I went away to camp before she would make them for my dad and herself. Then it just became a thing, everytime I was out of the house they were having tuna croquettes for dinner. To this day, I can't be in their house when she's making them.

posted by Carrie too on 2008-07-31 09:37:48
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Burnt water.
Have you ever put a pot of water on to boil, gone upstairs, started reading and totaly forgot about it? Well I have, and maybe it's becuase I have well water which has more minerals in it than city water, but when I finally rememebred what I'd done all teh water had evaporated away adn what was left was one of the worst smells ever. The piot had brown crust in it little bubble shapes and this burt smell like i've never experinced before. Also really bad kitchen smells, burnt onions and bad shell fish.

posted by AllyseG14 on 2008-07-31 09:38:08
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Living in an apartment building, the food smells that bother me most are those from other people's kitchens. The people who lived below us used to start cooking dinner foods on Sunday mornings, and our whole house would smell like pot roast or fish at 10 in the morning. They also grilled every night in the summer, and so we could never use our porch just to hang out on in the evening because we'd be smoked out. Yuck! I am really glad they moved out, to be replaced by a single woman who never cooks! Yeah!

posted by smilla653 on 2008-07-31 09:56:05
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Broccoli. I like to eat it; I just don't like to smell it. On the days when we ordered Chinese food for lunch at the office, we had to ban broccoli, because the smell lingered for the rest of the day (and it bothered other people besides me).

posted by Joan A. on 2008-07-31 10:17:56
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boiling chicken. it smells so awful - heavy and greasy - and the smell lingers forever. (come to think of it, most things don't smell great when they're boiling. wonder why that is?)

posted by katiebug on 2008-07-31 10:22:06
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Cauliflower

posted by bzlizzy on 2008-07-31 10:35:05
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eggs.

posted by BethAnneM on 2008-07-31 10:48:28
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eggs as well.

posted by lcg on 2008-07-31 11:09:39
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Cabbage cooking.

Microwaved eggs.

Cauliflower cooking.

Greens cooking.

Canned mushrooms.

posted by ronzorelli on 2008-07-31 11:22:33
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A Filipino dish called paksiw--boiled pickled fish. Foods cooked in or with vinegar in general make me shudder a bit, at least at first. Also, sea anemones that my parents would collect at a local rock beast and cook up.

posted by OneWallKitchen on 2008-07-31 11:24:07
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Bacon. I can't stand the smell, and I can't stand the way it lingers. (I realize this puts me in a distinct minority.)

posted by anninva on 2008-07-31 11:30:06
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Beer battered anything. Smells Rancid. And anything that lingers for a few days, like frying things in peanut oil.

posted by BlairR on 2008-07-31 11:47:16
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Seafood of any kind. Yuck!

posted by SleepyDweller on 2008-07-31 11:52:15
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Used coffee grounds...at any age over about 10 minutes.

posted by sweetpotato on 2008-07-31 12:02:15
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Hard-cooked eggs -- nasty.

posted by editrix on 2008-07-31 12:06:54
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My roommate hates when i cook with a cumin or garlic.

posted by gillsnthrills on 2008-07-31 12:24:59
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My co-worker makes daily concoctions of canned chicken mixed with frozen meals (South Beach Diet, Lean Cuisine). I don't know which smell it is exactly, but when he's microwaving them together, I feel queasy.

posted by ottan on 2008-07-31 12:34:07
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Old bacon. Husband cooked some up once...never again.

posted by wesaturtle on 2008-07-31 12:46:54
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Fish sauce! Especially when you put it in a nearly-empty hot pan. Eeeeeccch.

posted by violet222 on 2008-07-31 12:58:23
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the smell of boiled kidney or liver, not a fav

posted by wwoolsey on 2008-07-31 13:02:07
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microwave popcorn

posted by gleam on 2008-07-31 13:20:31
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Ditto on stewing chicken and beans, too.

posted by Fontessa on 2008-07-31 14:31:28
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Lamb. Blech. (Love eating it though).

posted by zaky on 2008-07-31 16:11:06
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When I add fish sauce to something. I don't mind the end result, but when that sauce hits the hot wok, I have to turn my head.

posted by ah-ha on 2008-07-31 16:43:01
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hamburgers. Every time I say I'm not going to cook them inside ever again, and I end up doing it anyways. I can cook steak inside and not smoke up or stink up the whole house, but for some reason...hamburgers. doesn't matter if the windows are open or fans are on, it just leaves this heavy, greasy, hamburger smell that lasts long after the delicious burger dinner has been consumed. Some fish, like salmon, do the same thing, but its the burgers that really get to me.

Its not the smell of the food, its that the smell won't go away, and I don't want to still smell it hours later while I'm having tea and a cookie before bed!

posted by roseslaw on 2008-07-31 17:37:11
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BACON. bleh, ew, gross. hate hate hate it.

posted by 2T on 2008-07-31 17:56:05
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Wesaturtle: I agree. Oh dear, if it's just the slightest bit beyond it's date, there's no worse smell. And on those mornings when you just want it so bad, and then can't eat it. Heartbreaking.

Worse, perhaps, than that?
The lingering stench of fondue oil. We hermetically seal all of our fabrics before hosting a fondue party, otherwise smell of peanut oil for weeks.

posted by theserovingeyes on 2008-07-31 17:57:53
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microwave popcorn and ground beed right when it's just turning grey. Once the meat has been browned, it's dandy.

posted by chusmabilly on 2008-07-31 18:24:12
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I like most smells now.

When I was a kid the smell of green peppers baking made me gag. Now I love them, but at the time...ooh, it almost made me pass out. My mother was wonderful about food likes/dislikes. She never expected us to eat something we didn't like. She always offered one alternative--it was Campbells Tomato Soup (well, two, peanut butter & jelly). Oddly enough I now eat almost everything. BUT...

My dad would occasionally cook brains when I was a kid. They had a particular smell I didn't like. I remember coming home,wondering what the smell was, lifting a pot lid on the stove and seeing a little brain in there and I screamed and threw the lid across the kitchen and RAN from the room. That is the one food I don't think i could ever try.

posted by Charlotte on 2008-07-31 19:17:56
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brussel sprouts.... there's this strange 'after-smell'....ew

posted by BostonGal on 2008-07-31 19:30:11
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boiled red cabbage!

posted by TheVillageVegetable on 2008-07-31 19:54:05
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eggs, boiled chicken/kidney, brocolli (love it but it lingers too long), fish, popcorn, burnt flour tortillas -my dad always burns them

posted by witchbaby on 2008-07-31 19:58:02
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Sometimes, like at 7:00am my roommate will start is day off with bacon and eggs. The smell lingers into my bedroom while I'm sleeping, wakes me up, and makes me want to puke!

posted by JennCurrell on 2008-07-31 19:59:36
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Meat. I'm a vegetarian because of the smell and texture of meat. I could care less about little animals. They should all be made into boots. (And nothing smells worse than tanning hides, but that's not a kitchen task.) My husband is not veg, but luckily, he can't cook, so aside from the occasional bacon I'm pretty safe at home.

posted by cmcinnyc on 2008-07-31 21:04:49
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Charlotte - very funny story.

posted by Joan A. on 2008-08-01 12:16:52
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English muffins. As a kid they made me gag, as an adult they make me wrinkle my nose. I can eat them as long as the scent is masked my something else.

posted by ami on 2008-08-01 12:17:13
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Oh, you're right, I forgot about fish sauce. There are a bunch of people at work who all eat stuff cooked in it for lunch, and you can't go into the cafeteria for at least an hour afterwards.

posted by Joan A. on 2008-08-01 12:18:38
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Another vote for microwave popcorn. The darn smells lingers for hours!

cabbage a close second!

posted by sophisticatedsoul on 2008-08-01 14:19:13
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oh god - poaching chicken. b-a-r-f. but it tastes good!

posted by akostalas on 2008-08-01 17:52:26
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one of my favorite indian dishes calls for asafedita powder. i always brave it but getting it into the pan is a rough moment.

posted by beckerjess on 2008-08-03 04:40:35
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Eggs cooked in a cast iron pan. They don't bother me too much when they're cooking, but I can never seem to get the wet-dog smell off of the pan. Gross!

posted by zhasmene on 2008-08-05 23:01:00
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