Over the last month or so, Top Cultured has been busy releasing a series of food flow charts that although lengthy are rather on track when it comes to the decision making process behind choosing certain foods. They've really left us with a slew of questions concerning our own choices and today, we're here to address them all.
If you could map out your thought process as you wander through your local grocer, would it look like the flow charts above? Top Cultured has created some serious flow charts mapping the decision making process behind choosing the food that best suits your current needs and tastes. You can check them all out here:
• What Should I Eat: Candy Edition
• Where Should I Eat?: Fast Food Edition
• What To Eat?: Cereal Edition
• What Should I Drink?: Beer Edition
• What Should I Eat?: Frozen Aisle Edition
• Where Should I Eat?: Chain Restaurant Edition
What really hit home after reading through each of their charts is the length of the food choosing process and the amount of questions asked before an item can be acquired. Though many of the things we purchase from our local grocer are different than their maps, the process in which they have detailed in great length, isn't wrong. Funny and maybe a bit stereotypical, but fairly spot-on none the less.
We found ourselves sitting back and wondering, do we put this much thought into the items, meals and food concepts we foster in our own home? We won't lie, there's been nights we've been tired, run down and found ourselves standing before the freezer section of quick-meals, running through some of the same thoughts as above, but what about on days when we have a little time?

Is it a waste of time to have so many thoughts about ingredients or the process of cooking? Does that make food an unhealthy obsession? Or is it a respect to the ingredients themselves in doing so? More importantly, would we find ourselves enjoying a far greater level of happiness if we did in fact put this much thought behind ingredients, meals and their correspondence to our daily lives and time lines?
In general, we think "thinking", always leads to good, not harm. It kills our gut reaction that can lean towards larger portions or more carb loaded foods (which are hard to avoid in the Midwest--sometimes it feels as though everything comes with a side of biscuits and gravy). Thinking can really get to the heart of what you're craving and allow for the time and preparation of such items.
The goal is to always leave your table happy and healthy, so where does this leave you in the thought process behind food. Is yours as long as the ones listed above? Or are you more of a fly-by-the-sea-of-your-pants type person?
Leave us your thoughts below, on this fast-food-slow-food thinking process that can either cloud your view or make things more clear depending on your personality type.
• Related: How Far Does Your Produce Travel?
(Images: Top Cultured and Flickr member Perfecto Insecto licensed for use by Creative Commons)

Comments (18)
Almost every one of these charts contains some sort of out-dated and questionable racial or gendered stereotype and, with that in mind, I'm frankly surprised that this website is endorsing this project, and calling it "on track" no less.
One also asks if you're Popeye. Perhaps we're all taking these a bit too seriously?
I think those flowcharts are supposed to be extremely tongue in cheek and silly, but they are still a nudge to turn around and look at our REAL decision-making processes about what to eat and cook every day.
Right now mine would go something like this...
Are you hungry?
Yes > Eat Brussels sprouts.
No > Wait an hour and then eat Brussels sprouts.
The "what should I drink" flowchart (which personally I thought was pretty funny) also asks "Are you Bob or Doug McKenzie?" Somehow I don't think that we're supposed to take these as a serious guide to what we should eat.
(In fact, my general rule of thumb is that anything presented in flow chart form is intended to be tongue in cheek unless otherwise noted.)
Sarcasm is just lost on some people
Oh, if only there were some way to parlay my roadside hunger into a meal at the French Laundry.
These flow charts are supposed to be funny! I can't believe anyone would take them seriously.
The stereotyping is what is making most of my coworker's laugh right now (even the one's who are the "target") so yes, it's seen as what it is, all good fun.
Sean - I assumed I have learned to NEVER eat at the French Laundry ;)
These are very funny.
jjjessica- so you weren't offended by the questions of "Are you high?" "Are you drunk?" "Are you Chuck Norris?" "Are you on food stamps?"
Lighten up!
Clearly, you all need to read "A Guide to Understanding Flowcharts: Presented in Flowchart Form"
http://www.xkcd.com/518/
:D
the cereal one is my favorite, especially the all important question, "do you care about the roof of your mouth?" these flow chart makers leave nothing out.
Oh Lord -
People need stop being so ridiculous about every little thing that could be interpreted as offensive or racist or rude.
come on, 'do you chew on gravel?' How DARE they ask me that! Lighten up people, laugh at yourselves every once in a while. It'll do you good.
Love it! There seems to be a vegetable one in the upper left of the main image, but I didn't see it in the links-- Am I the only one that can't seem to find it?
It's been decades since I've eaten Captain Crunch. Can anyone refresh my memory on the roof of the mouth issue?
pipermichelle: The one for the produce aisle: http://topcultured.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/12/What-Should-I-Eat-Produce-Aisle.jpg
kushkush: I'm not sure how to describe Capn Crunch other than saying it's rough on the roof of the mouth. IIRC, the peanut butter one is round though and doesn't have that problem, so I'm not sure why they lumped that one in with the regular version.
Dammit, candy corn and circus peanuts are good eatin!
THANK YOU for posting these. Each day I have shared one with my coworkers, which has led to the most fun lunchtime chats.
No, no- the cap'n crunch also leaves this really strange film on the roof of your mouth- but, come to think of it, maybe it's just the mouth-roof response to the injury.. :D