This is definitely one of the more high-quality displays of meat love we've seen in a long time. The rugs are made of 100% New Zealand wool with a 14 mm pile, and come in bierschinken, blutwurst, mortadella, and salami designs. The colors are actually really lush and gorgeous, we think. If you didn't tell anyone, many of these rug designs could pass for abstract art!
But we'd have to tell guests, right? How could you have a sausage rug in your house and keep it a secret?
• Sausage Rugs from Das rote Paket, 249 euros and up (yes, they'll ship outside of Germany!)
(Image: Das rote Paket)