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Last week I discovered the amazing Gimme Pizza song by the Olsen Twins, which led me to other strange and wonderful Michelle Tanner images and gifs. What I discovered in this very important research is that this little girl really appreciated food, and she has some sage advice to give the world.

1. (Above Photo) When visiting a friend, it is important to always bring cookies as a gesture of love.

2. Talking to your food is normal, and encouraged. It helps you connect with what you're eating.

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3. Don't fill up on things that aren't important.

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4. Eating a pint of ice cream is OK, eating a quart of ice cream is even better.

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5. If you're not neck-deep into your plate of pasta you're not doing it right.

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6. Everyone knows the best kind of sandwiches are the ones that are bigger than your face. Eat accordingly.

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7. Don't be afraid to express your feelings about food. Cookies are beautiful and it needs to be said.

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8. Always thank the people who feed you –– even if the food is kinda weird and basically inedible.

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