Haunted by the carrot that got away? Need something strong to hold at night? This carrot pillow is for you. As the maker says, who needs a man when you can have a carrot?
Here's a more direct quote:
Do you still long for the carrot that got away? Its earthy smell and soft, fluttery leaves? When you were together, you felt so grounded. It was a healthy relationship.
But now it is over.
Curl up with a carrot and snub the "boyfriend" pillow. You don't need a man— you need a carrot.
The pillow is about six feet long from greens to tip — four feet if you just count the cuddly bits. It is made from fleece and stuffed with non-allergenic polyester stuffing. As the maker says, "If you want to send a gift that will genuinely befuddle and impress the receiver, this is the one."
Hug your carrots and keep them close.