Well, we do have an answer for Suzy. It's a....
...Corn Cob Stripper!
• See an example here: Corn Cob Stripper
You stand the corn cob upright in a bowl, and slip the adjustable metal ring over its tip. Then you press down on the two yellow handles, and zip! The corn kernels are all skinned off.
Have you ever used one of these old-fashioned gadgets?
Related: Gadgetry: Corn on the Cob