Yeah, take a look:
• The "Roast My Weenie" Hot Dog Cooker - We'll let them do the talking: "In addition to his powerful phallic metallic kabob, his arms can also be used to roast peppers, mushrooms, etc. and his base can be custom cut to hold a name, favorite team name or even a custom design."
If that's a little too... um, something, for you, try the marshmallow roaster:
• Marsha Mello - For all your marshmallow roasting needs.
A little outside The Kitchn's family-friendly zone, eh? But oh-so-right for certain audiences... perhaps? Or not. You tell us.
(Images: Roast My Weenie)