If I had to pick just one, my top choice would be as a guest judge on Iron Chef. Definitely not competing - no way I could take the heat of Kitchen Stadium. But sitting up at that judges’ table and giving with Alton Brown about my opinion of diver scallops? I’d be there in a heartbeat.
An extremely close second would be joining Anthony Bourdain for one of his meals on No Reservations. In my head, I would be able to match him offal for offal while maintaining a steady stream of entertaining conversation. And hey, this is my fantasy, right?
What about you? Which show would you like to be on?
(Images Clockwise: Top Chef/Bravo, JamieOliver.com, Iron Chef/Food Network, Barefoot Contessa/Food Network)