If you could make a law against bad food, which foods would you regulate? Dense, heavy bagels top my list as well as waxy, flat tasting chocolate. Oh, and watery salsa! It's a long list, honestly. Which food inconsistencies drive you nuts?Man, how bad is it to take a bite of a bagel and find it tough and kind of sticky at the same time? I'd love to set some legal guidelines to keep these bagel impostors from fooling unsuspecting hungry folks! Chow put together a list of chronically bad food, from gloppy cherry pie filling to artificial, slush margaritas.