Hold it right there. Yes, I'm talking to you. Sit down. No, seriously, sit down. Why? Because I'm about to show you the most crazy-expensive-awesome-so-beautiful-did-I-mention-crazy-expensive kitchen set ever. Take 43 kitchen tools, find the best possible version of that tool from around the world, put it all together in one starter set, and you have the $5,800 Malle W. Trousseau Kitchen Set, sold exclusively at the MoMA store. Holy smokes.