When my youngest sister was in grade school, she broke her arm. I don't remember how it happened, but I do remember she got to spend the afternoon in the hospital where, as she later bragged, she got two desserts with her lunch, as opposed to the zero desserts we were served regularly at home. Not fair! Actually, pretty fair in retrospect, since the desserts were likely lime Jell-O (which counts as a side at the hospital) and a dry slab of cake with waxy icing.
How do you decide what qualifies as dessert?